A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle aged ,balding man standing at the counter methodically placing LOVE stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.he then takes out a perfume bottle and stars spraying scent all over them.
hiscuriosity getting the better of him< he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.the man says 'I am sending out 1000 valentine cards signed , guess who?''but why?' asks the man.'I am divorce lawyer,'the man replied.